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Therefore SIM Card means a smart card carrying an identification number unique to the owner. What does SIM stand for? SIM represents “Subscriber Identity Module”. on the other hand stands for “Emotional Quotient” or “Emotional Intelligence”. Quotient here means a result obtained by dividing one quantity by another.

#Funny abbreviations for words full#

in full form? It stands for “Intelligence Quotient”. a number used to represent the apparent relative intelligence of a person. at the end of a letter or email to include an extra thought that was intended to be included in the letter, but forgotten. It is often used on invitations to ask the invited guests to indicate whether they will be able to attend. This acronym in full form is “répondez s’il vous plait” in French. Example: Tennis, baseball, football, etc. It is used to mention the continuation of a specific list.

In short for “et cetera”, which means “and other things”. stands for “id est”, a Latin phrase meaning “that is.” or “This is to say”. Here’s and example: Jane loves to eat different types of fruit e.g. stands for “Exempli Gratia”, which means “Example given” or “for example”. In Latin, meaning “before midday” and “after midday”.Į.g. I will append the list above to make it more comprehensive.A.M & P.M stand for “Ante Meridiem” and “Post Meridiem”.

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Feel free to add your own through the comments. It will be cool if you can send in your suggestions. I loved compiling these from various sources. WTDB (Pronounced “whiskey tango DB”) – White Trash DouchebagĦPFP – 6-pack and a fishing pole, as in “this patient doesn’t need chemo, he needs 6PFP.” – Usually referring to an end-stage patient who should go die somewhere else. It can mean “within normal limits” or “we never looked”. WDWNF – Well Developed Well Nourished Female. TUBE – Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination, often used to refer to an EKG done with the sole purpose of looking at a female patients breasts TEETH – Tried Everything Else Try Homeopathy. PPP – Piss Poor Protoplasm – a patient endowed with inferior/defective genetic material ODD&DDR – Out ‘De Door and Down ‘De Road. M & Ms – mortality and morbidity conferences where doctors and other health-care professionals discuss mistakes and patient deaths

LOLTWO – Little Old Lady Totally Whacked Out. LOLINAD – Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress. This is generally a result of the perceived over-dramatic and theatrical nature of many Hispanic cultures. HP – Hispanic Panic, used to describe a Hispanic patient who believes their condition is worse than it actually is. The name was popularized by Samuel Shem in his novel The House of God. GOMER – “get out of my emergency room” – a patient, usually poor or elderly, in the emergency room with a chronic, non-emergency condition. GGTG – Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys). May also mean “Certain To Die”ĭBI – Dirt Bag Index – multiply the number of tattoos by the number of missing teeth to give an estimate of the number of days since the patient last bathed.ĭIC – Death Is Coming, Death In Cage – used by veterinarians describing the complications of Disseminated intravascular coagulationĮFT – Eleventh Floor Transfer (in a 10 floor hospital refers to patient who is very close to death)įFFFF – Fat, Female, Fertile, Forty and FlatulentįF or FFY – Frequent Flyer – A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything.įLK – Funny Looking Kid – used to indicate a child (usually a newborn) whose habitus or overall appearance, while normal in gross anatomy, suggests a need further medical investigation for congenital and genetic anomalies.“Funny”, in this sense, means strange or unusual, not laughable.įOS – Full Of Shit, a diagnosis given to a patient that is likely not telling the truth or, alternatively to a patient with a bowel obstruction.įLGD – Familial lack of Genetic Diversity.įTW – Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems). Enjoy.ĪBITHAD – Another Blithering Idiot – Thinks He’s A Doctor.ĪRT – Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased).ĪTS – Acute Thespian Syndrome (the patient is faking illness)ĪTSWWT – Always Thinks Something’s Wrong With Them.ĬNS-QNS – Central Nervous System – Quantity Not Sufficient.ĬTD – “Circling The Drain”. Here is my list of Funny Medical Abbreviations and Acronyms. Humour finds a special place in the hospital and its daily humdrum. You can find them in the nurse’s note, the doctor’s scribble, and even the technician’s records, not to forget the graffiti in the rest room of the hospital. I can never get enough of it and I scourged the net to find some interesting ones to add to my kitty of funny medical abbreviations. Abbreviations and acronyms make it to the top of the list when it comes to medical humour and sarcasm. Hospital lingo can be dead serious, very serious, serious, not serious, jolly, light hearted, funny, hilarious or absolutely insane.